Awkward Romance Novel Excerpts [Click for full article]
“Whoa, Juanita got a new profile picture,” I thought aloud.
I got up to make sure my bedroom door was locked. Although ever so slight, the draft coming from the hall thrusted me back towards my computer and her heaving breasts.
“Maybe I should send her a message,” I wondered. “Nah, that would be creepy.”
Her sexiness could not be denied, no matter how strange that word made me feel. It was like the a minimum of 18-years-old product of, uh, a hot lady doing it with a hot man. I liked my post twice that night. [Keep Reading]
sooo terrible but so funny